Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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