Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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