everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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