I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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