sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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