you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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