The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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