I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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