You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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