At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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