Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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