Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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