I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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