I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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