my vag is so smooth its legendary
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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