Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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