new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Alive.
So much puke
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize