do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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