i jhust puked up my retainher.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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