In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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