There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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