This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Someone signed my nipple.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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