People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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