Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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