Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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