There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize