just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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