What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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