your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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