I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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