I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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