if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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