dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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