Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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