She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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