So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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