I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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