I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
