susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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