I didn't shave. On purpose
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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