you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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