Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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third nipple confirmed
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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