what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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