This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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