i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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