I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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