But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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