do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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