It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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