Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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