One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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