How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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