I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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