you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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