Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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