maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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