Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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