I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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