laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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